Hello, constituents! This page will tell you all about me once I publish it. To include: Some bullet points. Maybe that picture Lily did of the sun. Could use as logo. Does it look like a lemon? Something fluffy about the environment, gays, lesbians. Trans? Check with Dave Lynn, if he calls back. No addresses or phone numbers. Maybe give them Cathy’s at HQ. Should check this. Definitely don’t give out real name. Could add that pic of me on the pier. Can someone Photoshop a box on my head? And erase the seagull? Reiterate, I’m not taking bookings for or in place of Dave Lynn.
It’s a pleasure to be your candidate. (always add this, Paddy Ashdown used to)